Pairing:Brian/Justin
Other Characters:The rest of the gang ;)
Timeline:Post 513
Disclaimer:I own nothing but this story.
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-Pittsburgh, Saturday night-
"Have you seen IT Michael ?" Emmett exclaims.
"Hell yeah, Ben just showed it to me. He screamed so loud I really panicked at first, you know… but when he showed me that thing on screen I couldn't really… I mean Ben says he's never seen anything like it, not even while he was living with this tribe in Papua New Guinea conducting his research..." he says , glancing at his husband. Ben shrugs with a smile, lounging on the sofa in their cosy living room while Michael sits beside him with his Ipad on his lap.
"Hey guys, what the fuck? Did you see THAT?" Ted can barely breath when he joins their long awaited Skype session a few minutes later. "Blake and I were like… WHOOW…" he chuckles.
"I know, Teddi. Drew and I felt the same way," Emmett giggles. "It's gynormous, isn't it? Drew says he's NEVER seen anything like it, not even back in the day in his football team locker rooms.
"It's not just ginormous it's… it's… unnatural ," Ted points out, apparently still at awe after what his eyes had just seen . "But may I just say that in my humble opinion-as the former owner and CEO of Jerkatwork.net this guy had something done. These… THINGS can't be all natural, if you get my drift," he giggle snorts.
"It still not scientifically proven how this thing happen but one thing's certain- this guy proves that NOT all men are created equal ," Ben offers his insight. The guys all burst out in laughter on either side of their respective lines but then stop all at once.
"I wonder if…" Emmett cuts the brief pause.
"Brian saw it…" Ted states the obvious as the others nod. Another wave of roaring laughter erupts again.
"There's only one way to find out," Ted says.
"Ohhh nooo, I'm NOT driving down there to walk in on them while they fuck in the living room of their country house," Emmett snots.
"If there's one thing I've learned in the many years I'm working closely with Brian is that you must NEVER walk in on him, you must always knock on the door first," Ted says knowingly, "But that's not what I meant, Em. We can simply send him and Sunshine the link and see if they would react to that…"
"Geeez… that would be like SO exciting, " Michael doesn't sound too impressed with Ted's plan but he can't linger on that for too long because a loud bang on HIS door is distracting him.
"Anybody home?" Debbie is cheering on as she walks inside. She now lives across the street from Ben and Michael but apparently she didn't get Ted's memo about knocking first. Michael exchanges a few meaningful looks with Ben in an attempt to figure out how to distract Debbie from the topic of their Skype conversation but it's clearly too late.
"What the fuck's THAT?" she gasps,looking at the image that's on Ben's Ipad screen.
"Ma!!" Michael chuckles.
"Ma what?" Debbie answers , waving happily at the others while they wave back at her. "THIS should be on one of those fucking Discovery channels, I'll tell you that. Geez! I haven't seen anything like it since… since… forever. No, wait since you two boys filled my kitchen with all those hideous sex toys, " she smiles at Ted and Emmett and they grin back at her. "You don't suppose I can show this to Carl, don't you?" she grins at Michael.
"Ma, PLEASE!" Michael shrugs.
"What?" Debbie replies with an innocent looking face as she crushes on the sofa next to her son in law. "Hey, did Brian see this?" she then asks, bursting into a hearty laugh.
"Well,if you must know we WERE kinda trying to get through to him, before you showed up," Michael answers.
"I've known Brian Kinney too long…" Debbie says and sighs.
"And regrettably too well…" Ted and Emmett finish Debbie's sentence almost in unison.
Debbie smiles at them again and nods. "Indeed I have, boys, But let me tell you , even if Brian already saw that I'm sure he wouldn't even give a flying fuck. It didn't really matter if the guy had THREE butt holes and FOUR dicks or even if the guy just stood there buck naked with a red bow tied all around them. Brian just wouldn't care anymore and you wanna know why?" she asks.
The guys all stare at her.
"Because he LOVES his fucking Sunshine way too much, that's why, " she says, waving her arm to make her point. "Now I just wanted to remind you to come over tomorrow for lunch. You're all invited, of course!" she continues waving at the guys who are still Skyping "I'll tell the girls to stop by and bring the kids along, of course, " she adds.
"What are we having?" Michael asks.
"Hot dogs," Debbie cheers. " And a very special veggie dish for you sweetie," she turns to Ben. " Okayy… I better be off now. And YOU better call Brian and Sunshine and tell them they're invited too," she tells Michael.
"Why won't you do it?" Michael protests.
"Because I asked you to," Debbie concludes.
-Britin, Much Later that night-
"What??? " Brian barks into his phone, his naked chest heaves frantically and glisten with sweat.
"Who the fuck's calling you at fucking Four in the morning?" Justin hisses under his breath as his mindblowing ride on Brian's cock comes to a grinding halt.
"Can't you guess?" Brian answers, his tongue tucked inside his cheek while his free hand glides up and down the small of Justin's back encouraging him to keep going. "What is it, Mickey?" he snorts into his phone.
He nods absently and mumbles a few words in response to Michael over the phone while his skilled fingers don't waste any time and keep massaging his husband's soft spots.
"And No, I haven't seen any fucking picture of a guy with two fucking dicks. What the fuck are you talking about?! Night, Mickey!" he frowns and hangs up the phone but then his face lights up. His fingers apparently hit the spot because Justin's body responds right away. The blond is throwing his head back, lets out a low deep passionate moan and cums forcefully, squirting long impressive strips on his and Brian's hands and chests.
"What was that about?" Justin asks later as he's tucked under the crock of Brian's neck, both of them still all wet and sticky.
"Debbie's having her Sunday lunch tomorrow and we're all invited," Brian answers, playing with a long strand of blond hair.
"Oh, cool," Justin says in a ragged sated voice. "And what was that about a guy with two dicks?" he asks a few moments later.
"I dunno, Michael must have seen something online… fuck if I care. YOU on the other hand have got SOME milk, Sunshine," he groans into his lover's mouth, playfully biting his lower lip.
"It's still fresh, I milked it this morning, so feel free to go for another round," Justin giggles, rolling over on his back, spreading his knees as wide as he can to welcome his husband inside
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Date: 2015-01-10 08:47 pm (UTC)But Deb's right,Brian didn't care cause of Justin but not because he loves him,he really does, but because he'd rather concern himself with Justin's cock instead. *chuckles*
Love this!!
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Date: 2015-01-10 08:59 pm (UTC)And btw- the pic the guys saw online isn't photo-shopped. Apparently this guy exists *EEK* I didn't need to put THIS pic in here, though ;)
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Date: 2015-01-10 11:27 pm (UTC)Oh...got a link to said to pic or should I just google it? LOL!! :D
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Date: 2015-01-11 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 08:02 pm (UTC)I googled it last night and,not only did I find what I was searching for, I found a pic with FOUR LMAO!!
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Date: 2015-01-10 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 04:29 am (UTC)Ha! Micheal has been known to call Brian at all hours lol, Yup, the gang (including Debbie ) have all moved on to Skyping instead of meeting at the Diner and YES, I do have a picture (or two... ) of that dude ;)
Thank you so much for your sweet thoughtful supportive feedback. It means a lot. It was so much fun to write (so much so that it turned into a 1000+ one shot *g* ) SO pleased to know you enjoyed it :)
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Date: 2015-01-11 12:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 04:30 am (UTC)Thank you SO much for your kind supportive feedback. It means a lot. SO pleased to know you enjoyed this <3
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Date: 2015-01-11 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 04:32 am (UTC)*hugs you tight*
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Date: 2015-01-11 02:07 am (UTC)Loved the fic btw.
Sandy
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Date: 2015-01-11 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-01-11 02:47 pm (UTC)Thank you SO much for your kind supportive feedback Jane. It means so much to me :) So thrilled to know you enjoyed it :)
*hugs*
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Date: 2015-01-11 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 02:44 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2015-01-11 03:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 05:18 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2015-01-11 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-12 05:24 am (UTC)It was really so much fun to write and I'm pleased to know you enjoyed it :)
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Date: 2015-01-12 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Thank you SO much for your super supportive sweet feedback as always my dear Lyn. It means SO much to me. I'm so thrilled to know you enjoyed it :)
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Date: 2015-01-12 01:44 pm (UTC)Dee Dee
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Date: 2015-01-12 05:07 pm (UTC)Thank you SOOO much for your wonderful supportive feedback my dear Dee Dee :) It means a lot! It was so much fun to write and I'm so happy to share. So thrilled to know you enjoyed this one.
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Date: 2015-01-13 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-13 05:31 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2015-01-16 05:48 pm (UTC)Love you! ♥
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Date: 2015-01-16 09:11 pm (UTC)Thank you SO much for your sweet supportive feedback, Deborah. SO pleased to know you enjoyed this :) It means a lot to me :)
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