Wieners and Losers- B/J ficlett

[guavejuice]

Thank you SO much urugwaj for creating the banner for the entire Word Cup ficlett series.


Author:guavejuice
Pairing:Brian/Justin
Other Characters:Ted, Emmett, Drew, Debbie, Cynthia (mentioned).
Timeline:Post 513
A/N:The 'prompt' I use are real. All the rest is fiction.
A/N2: Read this one shot first...
A/N3:All previous Word Cup ficletts are Here
Disclaimer:I own nothing.
Comments are love.

-Brian's office at Kinnetic, noon-

"Where the fuck do you think you're going, Schmidt?" Brian frowns at his long time friend and CFO.

"I'm heading off to Drew's… The hottest gay sports bar in Pittsburgh," Ted informs his agitated friend who happens to be his boss.

"I created a brilliant campaign for them I know, but why the fuck are you going there NOW?" Brian pulls his lips inward.

"Relax, I won't stay long. It's just that Debbie and Emmett decided to throw a Word Cup pre-game viewing party today with a special menu of German wieners,pretzels, good old American hot dogs and doughnuts and free bear in honor of both competing teams- Germany and the US," Ted explains. "I thought you of all people would be interested," he continues.

"Sounds charming Theodore but I'm afraid you'll have to pass on Deb and Em's sports bar's festivities. We have a very important meeting with a new client in like two fucking hours," Brian snorts back. "But I can have Cynthia send someone over there to bring us some complimentary take out,"

"I have a better idea, Why won't we take our client over there to Deb and Em's at Drew's?" Ted suggests. " I know it's a bit different from some of the methods you used on your would be clients back in the day but it is… patriotic. I mean we should all promote pride, right, Bri?" Ted concludes, pulling a small star spangled banner decorated in Rainbow colors out of a pencil holder that sits on Brian's desk.

"Watch it Schmidt!" Brian warns with a raised eyebrow just as his phone rings.

Ted stops short as he stands by the office door and notices how Brian's expression changes in a heart beat from a gloomy frowns to a warm relaxed smile.

Ted stands still by the door for a few more minutes as Brian turns his back to him and exchanges a few quiet soft spoken words with the person at the other end of his line before he hangs up.

"I guess I could chow down a few wieners with a free beer," Brian blurs out matter-of-factly.

"I'm sure you can," Ted smiles back.

"But it would have to be very brief. We do have to be back at the office in an hour to get ready for the meeting," Brian points out as he grabs his Iphone and wallet from his desk.

"I have a feeling that making it briefly won't be a problem for you ," Ted winks as both men leave the office.


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-An hour later,at Drew's-

"God, that was great… considering we haven't done THAT in a while, FUCK!" Justin huffs under his breath as he's pressing his shirtless torso into Brian's.

Justin doesn't give a flying fuck about Soccer and he didn't even realize the USA team was playing against Germany today until Emmett informed him about the viewing party at his and Debbie's sports bar. Knowing how much Brian enjoys following the Word Cup games Justin thought he should offer to meet his hubby at the gay establishment formerly known as Woody's so they could take in some hot dogs and beer and maybe a quick fuck in the bathroom for old time's sake.

Which they did just now.

Twice.

"I reeaaly appreciate you taking the time to explain the rule of a tie in a soccer match to me… and then some," Justin says under his breath. His stomach is pressed to the bathroom wall and his arms held high above his head with Brian's strong grip as the taller man keeps plowing into his lover's tight smooth ass. Justin bursts out in a bubbly content giggle while the crowd that's gathered at the bar cheers and clapped in excitement probably watching the action of the soccer match on the big screens just as Brian's cock brushes against his prostate bringing him to his own climax.The noise outside is so loud that they figure no one would care if they would let their passionate cries out loud.

"Good thing Emmett insisted the bathrooms should still stand here," Brian huffs, clutching onto Justin one more time, their pants and underwear still pushed down to their ankles.

"Mmm…" Justin murmurs back, letting out one more content moan.

"Okay, Sunshine, fun time is over. Now I really HAVE to go back to the office or Cynthia would have my one remaining ball. I've got to make it back in time for my one o'clock." Brian sounds rushed.

"Oh??" Justin teases.

"It's a CLIENT, you twat," Brian fires back, running his fingers through Justin's blond strands as he's pulling back from the petite body.

"It better be," Justin answers clearly protesting his lover's actions.

"I promise I'll make it up to you later. You know how I LOVE to celebrate after I nail yet another successful account, don't you?" Brian whispers back. "Now open the fucking door," He says.

"I… I can't.The door is stuck!" Justin announces, pulling his pants up.

"What do you mean it's stuck? Come on, push harder. I think you know damn well how to do THAT, right?" Brian groans.

" I do but feel free to demonstrate again," Justin answers, seductively wiggling his ass at his husband.

"Shut up, I'm not in the mood!" Brian snorts."Come on, help me with this fucking door!"

"Calm down, Brian. Let's try and think of other ways to get us out of here. Wait… we can use these!" He suggests, pointing towards the condom dispenser and then towards rows of toilet papers rolls that are placed on a shelf in a decorative alcove behind them.

"What should we do with them? Build a fucking raft? What are you, a boy scout?" Brian queens out.

"Hardly," Justin playfully wiggles his eyebrows at his stressed out partner.

"Ok… I guess I have no choice but to call for help," Brian says after a slight pause.

"Do you expect Cynthia to drive all the way up here and rescue us?" Justin sounds puzzled.

"No, but I'm expecting HoneyCutt to bring his fucking ass over here and unlock the fucking door. It's his joint now after all, he should be responsible," Brian explains, pulling out his phone to text his long time friend.

"You expect Emmett to be responsible for people who fuck in the bathroom?" Justin stares at his husband with a devilish grin.

"The hell I do! He and Deb are running a gay sports bar, right? This place had it's fare share of bathroom fucks while Woody's was here. Deb and Emmett sure have a rich tradition to uphold," Brian concludes.

"Here's to keeping up with tradition," Justin smiles at Brian, pressing their lips together in a deep sloppy kiss.

_ _ _ _ _ _

-A few minutes later-

"It's about time! What took you so long? I have a client to meet in about half an hour!" Brian rants as Emmett finally unlocks the stuck bathroom door.

"It's really busy here today in case you didn't notice," Emmett answers, not impressed by Brian's rants."looks like you two have been quite busy in here yourselves," he continues sarcastically.

"Very funny, HoneyCutt. Why won't you just fix the fucking door?" Brian shrugs but then gestures gratefully at his friend.

"And by the way- who won?" he asks as he and Justin walk back towards the bar area. Both men appear to be shamelessly disheveled after their little fucking adventure as they take a seat next to each other on the bar stools.

"Well technically we lost the match to the Germans but since two other teams in our section are in a tie at the moment we're still in the running," Drew explains knowingly handing them two beer bottles.

"Three cheers to the winners then," Brian whispers in a gravely voice in Justin's ear.

" Can't wait." Justin whispers back. "After all- YOU have a rich tradition to uphold," he adds with a beaming smile.

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Comments

[shadownyc.livejournal.com]

That was another fun adventure.

I was quite amused by the title -- great idea!

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you SOOO much for your ongoing support and encouraging feedback my dear Car. It means a lot to me to know you enjoyed it. I honestly wasn't thinking about another Word Cup ficlett but when I read about the USA/Germany match I just couldn't resist (hence the title lol ) Plus I remembered the ficlett I wrote back in February for Super Bowl Sunday so it was twice the fun to create sort of a follow up ;)
What can I say? B/J and the gang are everywhere :D
*hugs you tight*

[bksbracelet.livejournal.com]

Very good it made me laugh thank you

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

aww... thank YOU so much for following those ficletts, Chris. It was so much fun to write, I'm so pleased to know you're enjoying it. Your supportive feedback means a lot to me.
*hugs*

[balrogtweety.livejournal.com]

I thought Brian was going to panic. Great fic.

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Brian? Panic? no way :D
Thank you SO much for your sweet supportive feedback Jane. It means a lot to me to know you enjoyed it :)
*hugs*

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

Loved the story title. lol.

Another fun read!!

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you SO much for your encouraging supportive feedback dear Lyn. It means a lot to me to know you enjoyed this :)
*hugs*

[yumyumpm.livejournal.com]

I love these looks at the world cup, especially when it features free hot dogs and bears, oops, I mean beers.

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for following those world cup ficletts. Your supportive feedback means a lot. I'm pleased to know you enjoyed it ;)

[hikinggirl70.livejournal.com]

That was great! ♥

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for your lovely supportive feedback. I'm so pleased to know you enjoyed it.

[bksbracelet.livejournal.com]

Fabulous I love how you are able to 'nail' the relationship of our boys as it would be now

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you SO much for taking the time to read and comment Chris. I'm really humbled by your super supportive feedback *blushes* It means a lot to me. I hope you're well
HUGS
V.

[yumyumpm.livejournal.com]

Love how you can make a story out or current events to add to this series. And a hell of a story. Just curious, did he land the account?

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for taking the time to read and comment. Your super supportive feedback means a lot to me.
Oh and I bet he got the account :)