Gifted- Humor!fic

[guavejuice]

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Author:guavejuice
Pairing:Brian/Justin
Timeline:Post 513
Disclaimer:I own nothing.
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"What the fuck are you doing, you twat? Your mama didn't teach you not to play with food?"

"Iw twiwin' to fwex wy tou anw wips muswese"

"What?"

"You hwerd we"

"You're trying to flex your tongue and lips muscles? God, you're driving me crazy!"

"I woow..."

"Why the fuck am I even having this conversation with you?"

"bewowe you wow we?"

"Take that thing the fuck out of your mouth!"

"Wistwe Kewwy!!"

-Silence-

"Why awo you woowin at me wike whis?"

"I'm looking at you like this because I don't know how the hell I put up with you for so many years."

"Ghuuu"

-smooching-

"Got to hand it to you Taylor, you're so gifted. Your tongue and lips are still the best, not to mention you still don't have any gag reflax."

"I woe."

-spit-

"Okay, enough with that. I've had enough excerice. Drop your pants Mr. Kinney. Time to collect your prize. Or should I say time for me to collect mine."

"Ghuuud!"

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[urugwaj.livejournal.com]

"This is my grandmother's?"
This is an urn containing the ashes of "his" grandmother. So yes - he said that IMO

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

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