guavejuice | Super food- B/J one shot

Author:

guavejuice
Pairing:Brian/Justin
Timeline:Post 513 (Future!fic)
A/N:This is a bit of a belated bday fic for my dear friend Sabine

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"What is it, twat?" Brian snarks as Justin moves closer to him over the breakfast table. "Checking on me to find new wrinkles?"

"No, not exactly. I mean at 48 years old you still look great but I was wondering…" Justin teases. "You've been drinking guava juice and soy protein shakes ever since I met you" He points at the content of Brian's glass. "You already know that juice has a ton of health benefits—it can help you detox, strengthen your immune system, treat stomach issues, and strengthen your bones. But did you know it can also enhance your sex life in a major way?"

"Umm… are you implying you're not getting enough?" Brian lifts an eye brow. "I think we've had plenty of that so far. But go ahead… enlight me, please" Brian continues playfully.

" Juicing has lots of between-the-sheets benefits. I actually found a brilliant recipe made up of a unique blend of vitamins and hormones that’ll keep things steamy from start to finish." Justin sounds enthusiastic.

"I love it when you're being all scientific" Brian says and moves even closer to Justin.

" Me too" Justin beams "But first we need to get out of here and so we could start stocking the fridge with these super veggies".

"I'd rather stay here…" Brian answers and slaps his younger partner's ass.

"Are you sure?" Justin gets a shopping back and the car keys.

"Yes, dear" Brian grins back.

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"Okay… so what do we have here?" Brian approaches the blond to help him with the bags and plant a kiss on his lips.

Justin goes into the kitchen and places the shopping bags on the table in front of Brian.

"So… we've got celery stalks. They’re not just great with buffalo wings; they also contain androsterone, a hormone that stimulates the sex drive."

"No shit!" Brian groans.

"Cucumber has extra hydration which gives a boost in stamina and endurance—and no one’s ever complained about having too much stamina and endurance." Justin continues while placing said green smooth phalic vegetable on the table.

"You can say that again" Brian replies.
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"It may not do much for your breath, but garlic increases nitric oxide production, which is primarily responsible for health erections. Sooo, it's extra garlic for dinner tonight!" Justin smirks as he presents the next item on his list.

"I won't mind… as long as you're cooking " Brian shrugs with a tongue in cheek.

"Lemons are known to alkalize the body for higher performance. Bow-chicka-wow-wow… " Justin seductively waves a small bag containing tree large yellow fruit in Brian's face.

"And last but not least…knuckle of turmeric. This spice contains compounds that decrease inflammation and maximize blood flow, increasing sexual desire and performance." Justin finishes his speech.

"Got it?" He cheers. "We can try the juicer Michael and Ben bought us for your birthday. They've been using it for years." Justin pauses to see if Brian is not too freaked out by his last remark.

"Just try not to be late for work because you’re too busy getting busy thanks to that recipe" Brian replies.

He takes the juicer out of the cabinet and puts it on the kitchen island. Then and leans into Justin to lick the sensitive spot behind his ear.