guavejuice | Birthday Suit- G/R RPS

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mander3_swish thank you so much, darling!
A/N: It turned out a bit more angsty than I intended, tbh, but…anyway, happy bday, Gale!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I'm just a kwezy G/R fan, remember?
Comments are most welcome.

"Cheese cake or dark chocolate?" Randy cheerfully called into his receiver.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Gale didn't sound too amused.

"It's your birthday, you asshole," Randy explained the obvious.

"Would I sound too predictable if I told you I had other ways in mind to celebrate?" Gale mumbled into his cell, turned his head to gaze at the clock on the bedside table, and threw his head back on the pillow.

"What did you have in mind?" Randy suddenly sounded as if he's had too much bad coffee already at this time of day.

"Umm. It doesn't matter anyway," Gale groaned.

"Are.. are you with…someone?" Randy hesitated.

"What kind of question is that?" Gale snapped "Are you…?"

"I asked you first," Randy sounded distant.

"You wear me out, honestly," Gale sighed.

"Do I …?" Randy sounded confused. "I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, you freak. And by the way, opening night was great, thanks for asking. And no, I don't mean it that way."

"Someone is being touchy today…" Gale said, and regretted it right away.

"So are you?" Randy asked again. There were loud noises in the background.

"What?"

"Alone…"

"Let's just say I'm lonely," Gale exhaled, and felt he needed to brush his teeth.

"I know," Randy replied. "Damn, this is a weird conversation."

"And it's Rocky Road, with tiny marshmallows on top, actually," Gale broke the silence.

"Speaking of which… what are you wearing?" Randy teased.

"My birthday suit," Gale whispered back.